Now I have to learn to crochet

Saturday night I was looking around on Crafster.org (thanks A LOT Tsuki) and kept seeing posts about these animals called Amigurumi. So I typed it in and found this link

http://www.roxycraft.com/amigurumianimals_info.htm

How freaking cute are these. So on impulse (and I never shop on impulse) i bought the pattern off of roxycraft's site. By the next morning it had arrived in my email and I opened it.

It was crochet.

I can't crochet.

now I have to learn to crochet.