arghhhh so frustrated

I am so aggravated today. I want to knit, I need to knit but I have nothing to knit. Oh I have yarn, lots of it but I don't know where to begin.

I want to make this:But I don't want to start it. It isn't hard but very daunting especially because I need it for the company Christmas party in 2 weeks. The problem is I don't have anything to wear and although it might make a bold statement, going naked in a shrug probably won't help my career (or will it?)